BUNIONS
It’s so depressing when you look at celebrities all perfect and glamorous. Perfect clothes…perfect hair…perfect make-up…MINGING FEET! Yes that’s right, minging feet. My mood is always lifted to soaring heights when the celebrity reality check kicks in…They all have minging feet.
Take Victoria Beckham for example. Ok so she’s not got 2 brain cells to rub together but let’s face it, she’s got pretty much everything else…except nice feet. Her feet are the vilest thing in the vile thing shop. They’re gross and she insists on wearing strappy sandals which make those little foot uglies stick out even more. Ewwww.
So I may be a little overweight, got crap skin, drive a basic model car…but at least I’ve got good feet. Oh the smugness 
Yes, it’s amazing that Victoria Beckham continues not only wearing extremely high heels, but mostly wears open toed shoes that really exhibit her bunions. It seems she wants to draw the attention to her ruined feet. What’s the explanation? I suppose her bunions are a part of her style and femininity. It’s obvious that her foot deformities are not inherited but a sheer consequence of wearing high heels and pointy toes for many years. Suffering for beauty is frequent amongst women, especially concerning her feet. So why not breed a bunion as a sign for femininity and beauty?
Comment by Barbara Allen — August 4, 2008 @ 8:52 pm